The Ultra Glow 5000: Counterfeits Page

For those who can't afford the authentic Ultra Glow 5000, we've got you covered! Introducing our line of expertly crafted counterfeits.

Counterfeit 1: "The Knock-Off"

This isn't just any ordinary knock-off – it's got all the right features, minus the hefty price tag. Who needs the authentic glow-in-the-dark laces when you can have a knock-off that's almost as good?

Counterfeit 2: "The Fake-Flyte"

We're not saying this is the real deal, but this counterfeit is so close, you'll be hard-pressed to tell the difference. Well, actually, we're saying that – it's a pretty good imitation.