Ultra-Rare Sock Extravaganza

Warning: These socks are so exclusive, you'll need a second mortgage to afford them. But trust us, they're worth it.

Our limited edition collection includes:

• Glittery McSparklepuff socks with built-in champagne toasts
• Gold-plated toe tags with a hint of edible gold dust
• Handmade by blind, yeti-wielding artisans in the remote mountains

See more of our questionable life choices

Price: $10,000,000 per pair. Or 1 million dollars for a single, extremely rare, hand-knitted-by-a-unicorn sock.