Warning: Side Effects May Include (but are not limited to):
- Frequent need to relearn how to breathe
- Uncontrollable urge to shout 'I'M STILL ALIVE!' at inopportune moments
- Unexplained loss of hair due to excessive sweat
Achievements
- First shoe to ever make it to orbit
- First shoe to ever make it to orbit and back (without getting lost)
- Achieved a speed of 37.5% of escape velocity