Line Dancing Eruption: A Pandemic of Awkwardness

Reports of line dancing outbreaks have been flooding in from across the country. It started with a few isolated incidents in rural Texas, but has since spread like wildfire (or perhaps like a particularly energetic line dance itself) to cities and towns nationwide.

Experts say the cause is unclear, but theories range from the proliferation of 'Footloose' being played at every wedding to a mysterious virus that turns people into human-to-human-to-human contact machines.

Learn more about the possible causes View the affected areas

Disclaimer: Line Dancing Eruption is not responsible for any injuries, broken toes, or shattered dreams.