Epidemic Patterns

A collection of patterns for the discerning epidemic enthusiast

The Classic Sneeze

This is the most common pattern of all. A simple, yet devastating combination of coughing, sniffling, and sneezing.

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The Fever Dream

A pattern of confusion, disorientation, and a general sense of unease.

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The Silent Strain

A stealthy pattern of infection, where the infected remain eerily silent, even in the face of extreme symptoms.

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			// Epidemic Patterns
			// By: Dr. B. Ickus
			// Version: 1.0
			// Date: Never
			// 
			// The Classic Sneeze
			// 
			// Coughing, sniffling, and sneezing
			// in rapid succession, with a 30% chance
			// of dropping a 6-foot-long snot rocket.
			// 
			// The Fever Dream
			// 
			// Confusion, disorientation, and a general
			// sense of unease, with a 40% chance
			// of waking up 3 days later in a
			// parallel universe.
			// 
			// The Silent Strain
			// 
			// A stealthy pattern of infection,
			// where the infected remain eerily silent,
			// even in the face of extreme symptoms.