Sleepwalker's Paradise

You've stumbled into the sleepwalker's sanctuary, where the walls are covered in cobwebs, and the air is thick with the scent of last night's leftovers.

Here, the sleepwalker's union has taken over, and the rules are a bit... flexible.

• Read the sleepwalker's manifesto and learn how to join the ranks.
• Get the secret recipe for the world's best sleep-inducing smoothie (contains cat hair, dust bunnies, and a hint of existential dread).
• Discover the ancient rituals of the sleepwalker's cult, including the sacred dance of the snore-filled night.