A: To serve you a side of existential dread, one 404 at a time.
A: Because our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated developers are paid to do so.
A: Ha! Good luck with that. You'll be lucky if we let you change your font size to anything smaller than 24px.
A: Only if you consider the meaninglessness of existence a joke.
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