Minimum Effort Methods

Where every click is a chore, and every scroll is a burden. Welcome to the Minimum Effort Methods, where we specialize in doing the bare minimum.

We've got the Just Say No method, the Aautomate It method, and the Throw A Bone method. Which one will you choose?

Just Say No

This method involves simply saying "no" to every task or request. No explanation, no justification, just a firm "no". It's a great way to avoid doing actual work and maintain a healthy sense of apathy.

Advanced Just Say No

For those who want to take their Just Say No game to the next level, we've got the Parrot Mode feature. This involves simply repeating your "no" in a variety of creative ways, like "no no no", "no, no,ประกinkle, no", or "NOOOOOO!".

Parrot Mode Advanced

Aautomate It Aautomate It

Aautomate It

Where robots do the work, and you do the minimum. Welcome to the Aautomate It method, where we'll show you how to let the machines do the work for you.

We've got the Robot Logic system, which involves setting a robot to do the work, and then ignoring it until it breaks.

Robot Logic Advanced

Robot Logic

This system involves setting a robot to do the work for you, and then ignoring it until it breaks.

Pros: You don't have to do any work.

Cons: The robot might break, and then you'll have to do the work after all.

But hey, at least it's not your problem, right?

Robot Logic Super Advanced