3-Layer Jello Cake of Doom
The 3-Layer Jello Cake of Doom: a dessert so divine, so divine, it will consume your soul.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of despair
- 1/4 cup of regret
- 1 tablespoon of existential dread
- 3 layers of Jello
- 10 minutes of questioning your life choices
Instructions:
- Mix despair and regret in a bowl. Add a dash of existential dread.
- Pour in 3 layers of Jello, each one more suffocating than the last.
- Place in the fridge for 10 minutes, or until you've lost all sense of purpose.
- Serve, and bask in the horror of your culinary creation.
Side Effects:
May cause:
- Loss of identity
- Disconnection from reality
- Unshakeable sense of dread
See also:
4-Layer Jello Cake of Utter Desperation for a more extreme experience.