Llama Spitting Study

Welcome to the Llama Spitting Study, where we delve into the fascinating world of camelid flatulence. Our researchers are currently studying the effects of stress levels on spitting frequency, as well as the optimal llama-to-staff ratio for maximum productivity.

Our Current Research Questions

• What is the average number of spitwads produced by a single llama per hour?
• Can we train llamas to spit on demand for scientific purposes?
• Is there a correlation between llama spitting and global climate change?

Our Research Team

• Dr. Emily Spittleworth, Lead Researcher
• Llama Care Team, Llama Whisperers
• Spitting Database, Data Analyst

Stay tuned for further updates on our groundbreaking research!