Lobbying for Your Life

Are you tired of accomplishing anythingประก? Do you find yourself constantly being asked to do more and more, but never actually getting anything done? Well, you're in luck! This guide will teach you the art of doing absolutely nothing while still appearing productive.

Step 1: Create a Schedule

Start by creating a schedule that looks like you're busy. Write down every single thing you'll do, including eating lunch, watching TV, and scrolling through memes. Make sure to include plenty of meetings, because those are always productive, right?

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Step 2: Use Jargon

When someone asks you what you're doing, use as much jargon as possible. "I'm currently synergizing with the team," or "I'm optimizing my workflow." They'll be none the wiser, and you can continue to do absolutely nothing.

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