Lobotomies Insured - Testimonials

What Our Lobotomists Say About Us

Lena, Lobotomy Specialist

"Lena's work is a masterclass in precision drilling, I've seen patients walk away with a newfound sense of self." - Dr. Brainiac, Local Neurosurgeon

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Dr. Brainiac, Lobotomy Specialist

"I've seen some of the most creativeประกDrilling in the industry, but Dr. Brainiac's work is unmatched. He's a genius!" - Lobotomized Patient, Local Artist

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Mr. Lobotomy, Lobotomy Novice

"I thought lobotomies were just for the wealthy, but Lobotomies Insured showed me it's for everyone!" - Lobotomized Novice, Local Accountant

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