FAQ
Q: What is lobotomized therapy insurance?
We offer comprehensive coverage for individuals and families who have undergone or are considering lobotomy. Our plans provide peace of mind and financial protection in the event of unexpected brain damage.
Q: What is a lobotomy?
A lobotomy is a surgical procedure where a portion of the brain is intentionally destroyed or removed. It's like a root canal, but for your brain. Side effects may include personality changes, memory loss, and an increased risk of spontaneous combustion.
Q: Why should I choose lobotomized therapy insurance?
Our insurance plans are tailored to meet the unique needs of individuals who have undergone lobotomy. With us, you'll enjoy:
- Reimbursement for hospital stays and medication
- Coverage for cognitive therapy sessions
- Reimbursement for brain-sucking devices and accessories
- And more!
Q: How do I file a claim?
Don't worry, we make it easy! Simply fill out our claim form, and our team of trained lobotomy specialists will guide you through the process. You can also call us at 1-800-LOBOTOMY (1-800-562-8686) for assistance.