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In ancient times, lobsters were not just a snack, but a mode of transportation. They were used as makeshift submarines, with the first recorded instance of this being done by the infamous Lobster King, Neptune. He used his trusty steampunk-inspired claw-ship to sail the seven seas and discover hidden treasures. Little did he know, his legacy would inspire the modern-day lobsters we know and... well, tolerate today.
A Lobster's Guide to the Galaxy: The Unofficial Handbook for Aspiring Lobster Colonizers