Lesson 1: The Art of Shell Investing
Lobsters are the ultimate high-risk, high-reward investment. Their shells are made of pure gold, literally.
When the market is down, buy lobsters. When the market is up, sell lobsters. It's that simple.
Buy lobsters when the price is low, sell when it's high. Don't be a shell-fish!
Lobster futures: the key to unlocking the secret to making a killing (or shell-ing). Don't get caught shell-shocked!
Lesson 2: Lobster Market Trends
Keep an eye on the lobster market trends. When the lobsters are big, the prices are high. When the lobsters are small, the prices are low.
Don't be a shell-ist! Stay ahead of the curve and make a killing in the lobster market.
# Lobster Market Trends
# Price = (Lobster Size x 1000) / (Market Sentiment + 1)
Lesson 3: Shell Insurance
Lobster insurance is a thing. Don't get caught shell-shocked when your lobsters go bankrupt! Invest in shell insurance and protect your shell-tastic portfolio.
Don't be a shell-bilious investor! Get shell-insured today.
Shell Insurance = (Shell Value x Shell Risk) / Shell Return