Lobster-O-Clock

Because who needs a boring clock?

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It's 6:00 PM. You should be eating a lobster. Or three. Or a dozen.

Our lobsters have been trained in the art of relaxation, so they can chill with you for up to 4 hours.

Side effects may include: excessive happiness, spontaneous singing of sea shanties, and a strong desire to wear a fedora.