Deep beneath the waves, a secret society of lobsters has hatched a diabolical plan for domination. Led by the cunning and charismatic Lobster Overlord, this cephalopod cabal seeks to rule the ocean with an iron claw.
But don't just take our word for it - witness the evidence for yourself:
Join the fight against Lobster Tail tyranny, or tremble before our scuttling might.
Join the Resistance and receive a complimentary set of Our Secret Sauce Recipe for the best lobster rolls in the ocean.