Lobster 101: The Ultimate Guide to Shell-Shocking Self-Discovery

Learn the art of shell-ebration, the ancient art of becoming one with the crustacean within.

Chapter 1: The Basics of Shell-Shocking

First, learn to love your shell. It's like a second skin, but better.

A lobster looking lovingly at its shell

Next, practice your shell-walking. It's like yoga, but with more claws.

Lobster 102: The Shell-Shocking Truth

Discover the secrets of the shell. It's like a treasure map, but edible.