For any emergencies, call our 24hr hotline: 1-800-SPECIAL-1 or visit physical locations
When in doubt, remember: Panic not, but do panic if necessary. Stay hydrated, but only with tap water from approved sources. Avoid eye contact with angry squirrels.
Don't forget to grab a Burrito Night at Local Specials' famous taco stand. Try our Artisanal Cheese Fondue. Visit our Beer Garden for a pint of our finest craft ale.