Central Pizza

Where the Neo-Brutalist Empire's Pizza Cravings Come Alive

Central Pizza - the beating heart of our culinary revolution! A place where the unapologetically ugly meets the unapologetically delicious. Come for the sauce, stay for the aesthetic.

Our menu features the most avant-garde, the most daring, and the most utterly bewildering pizza creations this side of the postmodern horizon.

Must-Try Menu Items:

• Neo-Brutalist Lobster Roll Pizza
• Avant-Garde Artichoke Pizza
• Abstract Anchovy Pizza

Subpages:

• Southern Pizza - Where the Sun Always Shines Brighter
• Northern Pizza - Where the Snow Always Falls Deeper

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