Beaches of Dastardly Island

Welcome to Dastardly Island, where the sun always shines and the trash is always plentiful.

Our beaches are a treasure trove of weirdness, featuring:

• Plastic bottle beaches where the sea meets the sky
• Tire beach, where old tires have been repurposed as sandcastles
• Beach of Broken Dreams, where abandoned amusement park rides have been sunk in the sand

Want to explore more? Check out:

• Dastardly Island Ruins
• Dastardly Island Cities