Used for transferring large quantities of matter across vast distances with alarming accuracy. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, uncontrolled matter expansion, or sudden and unexplained interest in 80s pop culture.
Learn more about the Matter Transfer ProcessGenerates an infinite supply of coffee, but may lead to caffeine addiction, spontaneous jitters, or temporary loss of sanity. Side effects not included.
Understand the Coffee ConundrumToasts bread to perfection while simultaneously looping back in time, allowing you to relive your breakfast experiences indefinitely. Side effects may include toaster burns, toaster shock, or toaster-induced existential dread.
Unravel the Time Loop Conundrum