Paris's lesser-known neighborhood: Berne
A district where the Seine River's tributaries converge and diverge, much like your aunt at the family reunion.
Berne's charm lies in its obscure history, where you can still smell the scent of 19th century revolutionaries and 20th century existentialists.
Wander through the cobblestone streets, visit the Museum of Unrequited Love, and try to find the Hidden Garden of Lost Dreams.