Welcome to Paris: Where the Cheese is Always a Nightmare

A city where the art of love is a lie, the food is a sin, and the cheese is the ultimate nemesis.

Explore the city of love, beauty, and existential dread:

• Eiffel Tower: Where the Iron Lungs of Love Stand Tall
• Rodin Museum: Where the Sculptures are as Cold as Your Heart
• Bouillabaisse: Where the Fish is Always a Lie