Lecomptecafe: where art meets existential dread.
We are a group of disillusioned artists who found solace in serving coffee to our existential crises.
Founded in a dingy Parisian alleyway, our cafe has been a beacon of bleakness and despair for the lost souls of the city.
Our menu features an array of drinks designed to amplify your angst and self-doubt.
Visit our Black Tuesday Blues for a taste of the abyss.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bleak, try our Our Story in Depth for a truly existential experience.
Don't forget to follow us on Our Social Media for updates on our descent into madness.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Favourite Paradoxes for a taste of the infinite possibilities of nothingness.
© 2023 Lecomptecafe - Because you'll never find us in the grand scheme of things.
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