La Tour Eiffel: A View to Behold

Behold, the iron lady of the 19th arrondissement. This iconic monument is not just any tower, no, no, no. It's a symbol of engineering prowess, of love, of sacrifice, and of questionable architectural choices. Come for the views, stay for the existential crises.

We have:

• The Arc de Triomphe: Because, why not?
• The Champs-Élysées: Where the rich and famous come to play
• The Pompidou: Because art museums should be more like this

Or, you know, just take a deep breath and enjoy the view. It's not like you'll ever get used to it or anything.