RIO - Where Samba Meets... Not Much Else

RIO is the place where the sun always shines, the music is always loud, and the ballet is always... questionable. Come for the Carnival, stay for the existential crisis.

Popular RIO attractions include:

• RIO Samba - Where the beat drops like a sledgehammer
• RIO Beach - Where the only thing more abundant than sunscreen is the desperation for a tan
• RIO Museum - Where the art is always on the floor, because nobody can be bothered