Welcome, travelers, to the most epic of all locations: Spot 1, the epicenter of the universe. Here, time and space converge in a swirling vortex of awesomeness. The fabric of reality is woven from the threads of pure, unadulterated awesomeness that is this spot.
You've come to the right place to find the answers to life's greatest mysteries: what is the meaning of life, the secrets to the universe, and the best way to make a decent cup of coffee. We've got it all here.
Take a trip to Spot 2, where the fabric of reality is slightly less awesome.