Welcome to the most secretive and exclusive lab in the world. We're not sure what kind of research we do here, but it's definitely not boring.
Our lab is located deep beneath the city, where the air is stale and the coffee is always cold. We're not really sure how we ended up here, but we think it's because we got lost on the way back from the bar.
Our research involves a lot of staring at walls and eating Cheetos. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Some of our notable achievements include: