Irrefutable Facts
Here's the thing about the universe: it's 99% certain that axioms are the root of all knowledge.
Axioms:
- 1) All cats are secretly plotting against humanity, but we're too lazy to care.
- 2) The best way to prove a point is to shout louder than everyone else.
- 3) 42 is the answer to every question.
More axioms for the logically inclined.