Logo Prophets - A Brief History

The Logo Prophets are a mystical group of individuals with an uncanny ability to create logos that are both beautiful and bewildering. Their history dates back to the early 2000s, when the first Logo Prophet, Balthazar, emerged with his groundbreaking design for a now-defunct coffee shop.

The Golden Age of Logo Prophets

From 2010 to 2015, the Logo Prophets experienced a golden age of creativity and innovation. It was a time when their logos were plastered on everything from boutique hotels to artisanal candle shops. Their most famous creation, the "Blerg" logo, became a cultural phenomenon, symbolizing both the joy of adulthood and the existential dread of mortgage payments.

Read about the Blerg

The Dark Ages of Logo Prophets

As the world began to change, so too did the Logo Prophets. Their logos started to resemble something out of a bad dream, a jarring fusion of Comic Sans and Comic Book Guy's worst nightmares. It was a time of great turmoil, but also great creativity, as they pushed the boundaries of what a logo could be.

Read about the Klezmer

The Neo-Logo Age

And so, we find ourselves in the Neo-Logo Age, where the Logo Prophets have once again risen to the challenge of creating logos that are both bold and bewildering. Their designs are a fusion of the past and present, a blend of retro-futurism and retro-futurism's worst nightmares.

Read the Neo-Logo Manifesto