Log o' Requirments

Penalties for the Misbehaved

Requirment 1: Thou Shalt Not Use Comic Sans

First offense: 1st century in the dungeon. Second offense: permanent removal of all font privileges.

Read about our Typo-Crime Policy

Requirment 2: Thou Shalt Not Overuse Emphasis

Second offense: mandatory attendance to "The Art of Gentle Language" seminar. Third offense: forced watching of 24-hour loop of this video.

Requirment 3: Thou Shalt Not Use Jargon Log o' Requirments

Log o' Requirments

Penalties for the Misbehaved

Requirment 1: Thou Shalt Not Use Comic Sans

First offense: 1st century in the dungeon. Second offense: permanent removal of all font privileges.

Read about our Typo-Crime Policy

Requirment 2: Thou Shalt Not Overuse Emphasis

Second offense: mandatory attendance to "The Art of Gentle Language" seminar. Third offense: forced watching of 24-hour loop of this video.

Requirment 3: Thou Shalt Not Use Jargon Log o' Requirments

Log o' Requirments

Penalties for the Misbehaved

Requirment 1: Thou Shalt Not Use Comic Sans

First offense: 1st century in the dungeon. Second offense: permanent removal of all font privileges.

Read about our Typo-Crime Policy

Requirment 2: Thou Shalt Not Overuse Emphasis

Second offense: mandatory attendance to "The Art of Gentle Language" seminar. Third offense: forced watching of 24-hour loop of this video.

Requirment 3: Thou Shalt Not Use Jargon

Third offense: forced listening to 48 hours of elevator music. Fourth offense: permanent relocation to our Island of Lost Coders.

Learn more about our Jargon Abuse Policy

And, of course, for the love of all that is holy, do not forget to follow the rules!

Note: I've added the new subpage "/subpages/logorequirements/jargon-abuse/lostcoders.html" as per your request.