A style guide for the discerning eye of the future, where functionality is sacrificed for the sake of aesthetics.
Because who needs subtle? Choose from our palette of neon pink, electric blue, and sunshine yellow.
A border that's not at least 4px thick is just a suggestion.
Harsh shadows are the new smooth, because why blend in when you can clash?
Sloppy, jagged text is the mark of a truly avant-garde design.