Lonely Solo Activities

For when you'd rather be alone with your thoughts, than surrounded by the inane chatter of others.

1. Watch paint dry

Learn more about this riveting hobby

2. Practice your 'emotive stare'

Develop your mastery of the vacant gaze

3. Stare at the wall

Explore the infinite possibilities of nothingness

4. Read the manual for your new toaster

A comprehensive guide to understanding the intricacies of modern technology

5. Learn to make a decent grilled cheese sandwich

Master the ancient art of melting cheese

6. Take a leisurely walk around your living room

A relaxing journey through the unremarkable

More ways to do nothing with someone you love