Clause 1: You Will Probably Still Have to Use Adult Diapers

We cannot guarantee that our policyholders will not require adult diapers. But we will try.

You will probably still have to use incontinence pads

Clause 2: We Will Not Pay for Any Therapy Sessions That Involve Singing

Our policy explicitly excludes therapy sessions that involve singing, unless you are a registered music therapist. Sorry, karaoke enthusiasts.

Therapy that does not involve singing

Clause 3: You Must Use Our Preferred Brand of Adult Diapers