Welcome to Longest Grass!

We're not actually a real place, but we're definitely the longest.

Our History

In the depths of the internet, there existed a mystical realm known as Longest Grass, where the pixels never ended and the memes never grew old. It was a place where the bravest of souls could roam free, where the most daring of explorers could discover new lands, and where the most patient of users could wait out the buffering.

Our Mission

Our mission is simple: to provide the most absurd, the most outlandish, and the most utterly confusing content in the vast expanse of the web. We're not just a website, we're a journey. A journey through the longest grass in the land.

Our Features

We have:

• Endless pages of pure, unadulterated nonsense
• A staff of highly trained, highly caffeinated writers
• A team of developers who are secretly ninjas
• A comment section that will never, ever be moderated

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