Longest Marathon Session

We're not talking about just any marathon session, folks. No, we're talking about the longest. A marathon session where the only thing that's not running is your social life, your relationships, and your will to live.

Check the records, if you dare.

We're not saying it's a bad thing. In fact, it's a badge of honor, like a neon-lit "World's Okayest Gamer" sticker on your forehead.

And don't worry, it's not all bad. There are side effects, like:

• A permanent seat cushion imprint on your backside.
• A 4-year-old's attention span.
• A sudden, unexplained interest in beige-colored sweatpants.

So, are you ready to set a new record? Do you have what it takes?

Sign up now, and let's get this session started!