You must be at least 18 years old to participate in the Longest Marathon Session. You must also be willing to endure 72 hours of non-stop gaming, eating Cheetos, and watching cat videos.
We reserve the right to disqualify anyone who is caught napping, eating anything that's not Cheetos, or showing any semblance of human emotion.
If you're a robot or AI, you're welcome to join! We'll have a special "Oil and Circuits" category for you.
If you're a time traveler, you're also eligible. Just don't try to go back in time and cheat, we have a temporal integrity policy.
By participating in the Longest Marathon Session, you agree to waive all rights to personal space, hygiene, and basic human dignity.
We are not responsible for any permanent damage caused by excessive gaming, Cheetos-related health problems, or cat video-induced existential dread.