Because, you know, that's what we're doing.
We're staring into the abyss of tomorrow, wondering what fresh catastrophes await.
We're rummaging through the dumpster of our past, trying to find last night's pizza
We're gazing into the void of the cosmos, wondering if we're alone in the universe.
We're peering into the depths of our basement, where the dust bunnies are plotting their revenge.
We're scanning the horizon, searching for signs of intelligent life, or at least a decent Wi-Fi signal.