You're looking for life, aren't you?
Well, let me tell you, it's not as easy as it seems.
First, you have to wade through the existential quagmire.
- Is it just a series of meaningless events, or is there something more?
- Is it just a bunch of neurons firing randomly, or is there a plan?
Next, you have to navigate the bureaucracy of the universe.
- Bureaucratic red tape: paperwork upon paperwork.
- Forms upon forms: sign here, initial there, and for the love of all that is good, don't forget to circle the right bubble!
And if you're lucky, you might just find a glimpse of the meaning you seek.
Or, you know, you might just end up lost in the void, wondering why you bothered.
Good luck!
Maybe try the Meaning-in-a-Box package deal?