Welcome to the Quantum Fluctuation Factory, where the fabric of reality is constantly being torn apart and put back together again.
Join us for a night of temporal culinary chaos! Our pizzas are made with the freshest paradoxical ingredients, guaranteed to warp your taste buds into a different dimension.
Warning: eating our pizzas may cause spontaneous combustion, reality distortions, and/or uncontrolled laughter. Prolonged consumption may lead to quantum entanglement.
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