Q: Is the Loop-the-Loop Magic Wifi Circus real?
A: Of course it is! It's as real as the 10,000 rubber chickens that inhabit our servers.
Q: Can I join the circus?
A: Only if you can handle the existential dread of infinite loading screens and the crippling fear of lag.
Q: Can I play video games here?
A: Oh, you can. But be warned: our servers are hosted on a diet of 100% pure chaos, and our games are programmed by sadists.
Q: What is the best way to contact the Loop-the-Loop Magic Wifi Circus?
A: Try yelling at our support team through the void left by our non-functional contact form. We'll get back to you... eventually.
Q: Can I get a refund?
A: Ha! You think you can just waltz in here and demand a refund? You'll be lucky if you get a 20% discount on a ticket to the "I'm Sorry, You're Not Special" show.