Loop-the-Loop 3000: The Infinite Loop of Fun

Warning: This is not for the faint of heart. The Loop-the-Loop 3000 is a ride that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality. Are you ready?

Features include, but are not limited to:

• Unending loops
• Disorienting turns
• A sense of impending doom

Don't worry, we've got insurance. Sort of.

Read the fine print

Subpages:

• Insurance Policy
• Rules of Engagement
• Lost Children
• Disclaimer