Paradise Found: Rollercoaster Ride

Are you tired of the same old thrill? Look no further! Our Paradise Found: Rollercoaster Ride is the most unpredictable, death-defying, and occasionally-slightly-boring rollercoaster experience on the planet!

• Speed of Sound – Experience the thrill of going 60mph while listening to an endless loop of elevator music.
• Rules of Attraction – Our expertly crafted coaster will attract you in with promises of free food and drink, only to leave you questioning your life choices.
• Loop-the-Loop – The classic, the iconic, the occasionally-slightly-disorienting.

Don't forget to bring your sense of adventure (and a strong stomach)!