You're stuck in an infinite loop of thinking, aren't you?
Every decision, a rabbit hole. Every question, a labyrinth.
Don't worry, you're not alone. There are millions just like you, lost in the void of overthinking.
But don't worry, there's hope. Our team of experts has created the Paralyzium, a revolutionary new treatment for paralysis by analysis.
Read more about the Paralyzium, and how it can help you break free from the cycle of overthinking.
Consult with our team of therapists to get started today!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Paralysis by Analysis Escape Room challenge. If you can make it out, you'll be rewarded with a year's supply of sanity.
But wait, there's more! Check out our Sanity Survey to see how you measure up against the rest of the world.
And finally, if all else fails, just jump off a cliff, it's a classic solution to this age-old problem.
(Disclaimer: Not actually recommended. Please don't actually jump off a cliff.)
Or, if you're still stuck in the loop, try our Binary Bliss, where every decision is a simple yes/no, yes/yes.
Or, if all else fails, you can always join our Paradox Parlor, where the answers are always on the wall, but the wall keeps moving.
But don't forget, the only way out is through the Zen Zone, where the only question is "is the present moment okay?"
And if that doesn't work, just Give up and join the Paralysis Society. We're a supportive community of people stuck in loops of their own.