Welcome to the place where the sun always shines, but the sky is always falling.
Here, the birds are always singing, but the trees are always plotting against you.
Where the coffee flows like a river, but the bills never stop coming.
It's the place where the neighbors are always watching, but the Wi-Fi is always weak.
So if you're a paranoid person looking for a place to call home, this is the spot.
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