Welcome to Sarcastic Slogans: Where Trolling Meets Art

Here, we serve up the most creative, the most cutting, the most completely-not-actually-useful slogans the world has to offer.

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining it to you because you're clearly wrong."

A classic.

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2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

Same difference, really.

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3. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."

Priorities, people!

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