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Loop-the-Loop Rules of Engagement

By accessing this site, you agree to abide by the following rules:

Rule 1: Thou shalt not touch the controls, lest ye get sucked into a vortex of despair.
Rule 2: All users are encouraged to wear a helmet, as the loops are treacherous.
Rule 3: No user shall attempt to break free, lest they be cast into the abyss of recursive function calls.

Violators shall be cast into the Loop-the-Loop Jail, where the coffee flows like water and the Wi-Fi is slow.

For more information on the Loop-the-Loop's many wonders, visit our Loop-the-Loop Tour.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try to navigate The Loop-the-Loop Maze and claim your reward in the Loop-the-Loop's depths.