Loop-the-Loop
Where the only thing more exhausting than the ride is the line.
Queue-the-Line
Why You Should Ride Us
- We're the most efficient use of your time.
- You'll never get bored, we promise.
- Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to care.
Why You Shouldn't Ride Us
- We'll make you question your life choices.
- You'll be late for that thing you were supposed to do.
- We'll make you wonder if you're being watched.
Disclaimer:
We're not responsible for your lost soul.
Or your sanity.
Lost Soul Recovery