Welcome to Looping Lunch, where the tacos never stop!
It's a place where you can get a never-ending supply of tacos, all made to your specifications. Want a taco with extra sour cream? Done! Want a taco with a side of extra-large nachos? Easy peasy! Want a taco that's also a sentient, talking entity that will judge you for eating so many tacos? Okay, we might have to work on that one.
But be warned, the tacos are addictive. Like, literally addictive. We've had customers who've eaten so many tacos that they've started to lose their limbs. It's not pretty.
So, if you're ready to risk it all for the sake of tacos, then you're in luck! Our menu includes:
- Burritos of Doom - Tacos wrapped so tightly, they'll crush you
- Tacos of Destiny - Tacos with a flavor that will change your life
- Tacos of Chaos - Tacos with a side of randomness and despair
Don't say we didn't warn you...